Bullet

bul·let

ˈbo͝olət/

noun

1.

a projectile for firing from a rifle, revolver, or other small firearm, typically made of metal, cylindrical and pointed, and sometimes containing an explosive.

Ex.: So I'm writing you this letter between rests / 'cause yesterday a Bullet found my chest.

helo dethdy here bulet slayed me

what

let me kiss ur lips quen bulet

Reign of the Queen Bulletin IX, Empress of the Cosmos
From May 19th, 1692 Bullet ascended to the throne and has held her position there in the centuries since, up to the present day. Bullet has been recognized as a benevolent and jovial ruler, often foregoing her status and authority in favor of simpler pleasures such as socks, and the sound of leaves under one's feet as one walks through the woods on an early autumn morn. None have ever sought to overthrow the Queen, due in large part to the unanimous agreement that the tone, in fact, is hers, and taking it from her would require a selfish and abominable act of wickedness.